Friday, December 07, 2007

The mind things a million thinks! (sic)

All work and no play make Raj a dull boy. So let’s play a game. Clues shall follow about a thing to which you shall be making a guess in an attempt to find the thing, I am talking about. So here goes:

Clue 1: It usually sells by the dozen. Unbelievable it may sound, but I have come across a vendor selling a real bad pack for 50 paise a dozen.

Clue 2: It is long, curves out a bit, hard at times. (Pervert minds, withdraw all your attempts)

Clue 3: It has to be peeled before use. Some animals do not go through this procedure.

Clue 4: It comes in an amazing range of variety (sub species) and is a main produce of sub tropical climates that includes south Asian and south American regions.

Clue 5: It is a powerhouse of vitamins and is used by sportspersons for instant energy.

Clue 6: It is probably among the rarest of things that cannot be refrigerated. (Some things are not cut out for good things in life)

Ah! I never thought I could make life this tough for some one by playing a simple game like this. Okay, request accepted. A breather now:

Clue 7: Guys, it is a FRUIT!!! And yes we are not talking about cucumbers here.

Clue 8: This one could liven things up. Some ladies of ‘that genre’ use it to relieve their carnal pleasures. That’s it. Censored.

Clue 9: Some dependent states in Central America are called after this fruit!!

And for the record, you local ‘teleh-wallah’ could have won this round easily for this many number of clues. Just because, this is running long enough to beat a 100 overs cricket match, I think I should give the answer.

Answer: It is the banana. (Canned Sighs)

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