Now thats below the belt! ;-D

Classified Information – MI 6 internal ONLY.
Date of Release: **Retained**

In what seems to be a classic example of an incubated idea of the century and an indication of the improvisation of new age terrorism techniques used by terrorists and extremists in their war against the world, the British Intelligence have unearthed an unusual fact that could possibly beat all the attempted genocides culled from history.

Based on input from the ground forces in Afghanistan, our MI 6 agents unearthed an underground warehouse funded and built by al-Queda, virtually shielded from the outside world that houses mass production mechanisms used for manufacturing condoms which would put a Durex plant to shame. The literatures unearthed from this warehouse suggest that these neatly packaged consignments of contraceptives were to be shipped to the West in large numbers over the years.

Continuing investigations over the unusual facts and seized videotapes, our officials have been startled with amusing facts that could possibly have turned ‘serious’ if the idea were pursued with a vengeance. Apparently, these condoms when used could turn men into infertile piece of meat; an insane idea born out of the brain storming sessions purportedly attended by osama bin laden himself. Made from instant skin acting aphrodisiacs, these condoms are also laced with chemicals that induce infertility, when used more than once. al-Quaida were in talks with an export firm in South Africa to market these contraceptives to Western shores, who amusedly did come up the bold idea of using Laden’s name and his picture on them which allegedly would suppress any doubts of its association with the group. The SA firm has even devised an interesting tagline for its venture – ‘From Tora Bora: With love, for love’.

Bin Laden’s new weapons are amusingly dangerous. Only if they could find their way.



* This is an absolutely crazy work of a wannabe writer with infertile imagination. Any resemblance to reality is pristinely coincidental!